Saturday, May 26, 2012

What is It?

Happy Face, Swiveling smiley face

There is something that you possess one at a time.
Your parents have had it more often than you have.
Each time you have one, something goes up and then down while it is with you.
Something else travels in a circle twice by the time it leaves you.


Can any of your children figure this out? The first one to email me here with the correct answer will receive a prize! (But you have to give us a mailing address.)

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Bulldog Pups

A notice in a weekly newspaper advertised Bulldog puppies:

"Cute. Already housebroken," the advertisement promised. "Eat almost any food you put in front of them. Love children." 

Isn't that funny? Do you get why it's funny?