Saturday, May 26, 2012

What is It?

Happy Face, Swiveling smiley face

There is something that you possess one at a time.
Your parents have had it more often than you have.
Each time you have one, something goes up and then down while it is with you.
Something else travels in a circle twice by the time it leaves you.


WHAT IS IT?

Can any of your children figure this out? The first one to email me here with the correct answer will receive a prize! (But you have to give us a mailing address.)

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Bulldog Pups


A notice in a weekly newspaper advertised Bulldog puppies:

"Cute. Already housebroken," the advertisement promised. "Eat almost any food you put in front of them. Love children." 

Isn't that funny? Do you get why it's funny?